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Bling bling, money ain't a thing.
A lawmaker in the streets...a lawbreaker in the sheets.
How well do you notice little details?
Spring break and the Bachelor just seem to go together.
*Fills up Sephora cart. Closes tab.*
It's against the law to own more than six dildos in Texas. OR IS IT?
Your receipt can reveal a lot about you.
In this scenario, you have the day off from work. What are you gonna do?
Are you cutesy or kind of savage?
*prints out résumé*
So many ways to de-stress.
Get you a guy who can do both.
Let it out.
Don't get lost in translation.
Kids, let me tell you the story of the time I played "Would You Rather"...
Where will you settle down?
Follow the directions for accurate results.
Don't forget your ABCs!
Zero shows about music, absolutely none.
There are some weird words in the Scrabble dictionary.
Which side of the pond do you belong on?
They see me rollin...
So many middle parts, so little time.
It's got to rhyme!!!!!!!!
OK, so the idea is that this is a movie where you're the main character, but it's only loosely based on your life. Just roll with it, and then you'll find out how tall you are. Quid pro quo, baby.
Are you up for the challenge?
You already know you're royalty.
Time to decide.
Will you eat your leftover pizza in SoBe or Myrtle?
Everything about cheating is terrible, but what's worse?
You deserve it.
Is the force with you?
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